skeujin SG was shown last ngt. 1st episode was shown some time ago on 5. so i slpt thru it n dont knw wat 2nd episodes bout.
Rhonda SG Tamade! I have probably glared at you in utter shock and indignance before as you pulled your stunt! The current affairs programs that are produced by TCS are actually not bad. I concur!! I sooooo hate crowded public transport!
Fatum SG the "waking up in bed and wondering what were you doing with this person next to you" syndrome ? ....
av98m SG I've always wondered why people do that. Are they morons? Don't they knew people need to get out of the train before they go in? Boggles the mind really. One fine day I just made up my mind to bulldoze my way through such inconsiderate pricks.
Rhonda SG But then, the sucker is... you won't know until you're married and it's too late to reverse the cycle! Guys, before you choose your girl, please sit down and objectively analyze her for her : - flirt-potential : to see the possibilities of her straying from you and flirting with all other guys after marriage; - hiao-potential : is she going to be a fashion victim, going out to update her wardrobe every season? Which means you'll have to help settle a lotta Visa bills and build larger larger wardrobes! - nag-potential : this one doesn't need much elaboration, does it? - ngeow-potential : yeah... is she going to be an incessant nit-picker or is she generally easy-going? - restlessness-potential : are you going to feel constantly insecure... as if you have to work hard to keep her interested? Do you feel that you have to kinda ''earn'' her love and approval? - husband-abuser potential : are you 'softer' than her? would she end up physically / emotionally abusing you and you'll end up in the whiny-puppy role? OK... can you tell that I'm bored?
Rhonda SG Eh... thought that one is for folks who get pissed-drunk and do the one-night stand thang? If you go through all the hoo-ha and ceremonies and drama to get married only to have that thought, then you're one helluva blur-bloke, man!! In that case, you probably NEED that biatch you woke up beside to lead you through life by your nose-ring! Oooouuch!! And the pain will keep you wide awake and seng mohk (Cantonese) for the rest of your miserable life!
Rhonda SG Wait... thought you meant that when you see people queuing up by the sides of the doors to get into the train, you'll just appear and 'cut queue' and just bulldoze your way into the train? Erm... sorry... miscommunication!
Rhonda SG Oh yeah, hor!!! It's sheer torture to be left squirming when you want a romp in the hay and SO just plain isn't interested! Better to marry someone who's as horny as you are! Libidos ought to match for couples to have that happy Cheshire cat grin on their faces!
Rhonda SG Orrrrrrh! Sowwy! Sowwy!! Thought you're one of those doofus! Sometimes, to get 'revenge', I'll stick out my feet or pretend to swing around whilst adjusting my handbag strap and *SMACKS that offensive person with my shopping bags! Yeah, the wonders of retail therapy!! In that case, I also bulldoze my way out. But thank goodness, I don't take the MRT often. I HATE taking the blardy crowded and stinky MRT! People are packed too close together! I prefer to take buses. Erm... only during off-peak hours and when there are seats.
Rhonda SG Biangz... anyhow serve medication!! That's like comitting professional hara-kiri, man!! If I get found out, my professional reputation will be at stake! Plus... ... I think there are other better ways to rev up a man's appetite... provided he doesn't have that medical condition.
Fatum SG But I love taking the MRT ! ... the pulsing humanity ! ... I love taking the train in the evenings, to watch people ... and guess at their lives and stories ... you can't do that on the bus though ...
